What the fuck is speedgravy?

in a world that tells you to slow down and smell the roses, speedgravy thrives on hauling ass and chucking cark.

what is speedgravy? it’s the fastest board wax in the universe.

Speedgravy is the culmination of a mild amount of research and testing, resulting in a graphite infused snowboard wax that smells faster than it makes you move. Beef, extra dank, and the odd sweet scent make up the current scent profiles for the universe’s fastest wax.

say goodbye to sticking to flat cat trackS and getting passed by your friends. with speedgravy lubing your base, your bombhole will be the one at the bottom of the landing

brewed in hell